once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
"We got up, walked around, talked to a gay German dude, and stole some beer. That was our day." "Yep, that’s our day."